Martian Invasion Postponed

For some reason, Ned the Martian isn't acting as nefarious as I had expected. I guess that he's waiting until next year to call his army to invade the Earth. For now, he must have absorbed into the earth to act has a homing beacon to his people. So get ready: the martians are coming!

Snow!

The weather has been unusually cold recently. So cold, that our usual rain has fallen as snow! The weird thing is that it hasn't melted yet. We had 10 inches by Thursday! Since they cancelled school for three days in a row, it feels like we're stuck in a time loop. It's like the world has been turned into a snow globe by nefarious beings from space.










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I even have photographic evidence of the aliens causing all of this. Look at it! It's an ice creature form Mars, and it made it snow so that it could blend in and hide until it's ready to take over the world. Get ready for the invasion!

My Heritage

I must have some Indian heritage because when I see this picture, I want to let out a war cry. Sometimes I feel like hopping on a horse and galloping down the road, whooping and hollering and shooting arrows at people. That's my idea of fun.

Oh No!

See what I mean?

Yoga in Nature

Here's me doing the Sun Salutation in the San Juans. This should remind you to stop and take a deep breath every now and then. Even if you end up making a fool out of yourself.

Fire!

Here is a campfire. These might be banned in the future, so photos will be all that we will have to remember them by. This photo will warm our hearts for centuries without causing any pollution. Isn't that special?